Friday, March 6, 2009

Yeah. This thing...


Hey, he's the Enforcer of Justice! Says so right on that SNES box. He can summon up ice and fire versions of basketballs to smite his enemies. Story? Sure, it has a story.
"In the game's storyline, O'Neal wanders into a kung fu dojo while heading to a heavily emphasized charity basketball game in Tokyo, Japan. There, he stumbles into another dimension, where he is forced to rescue a young boy named Nezu from the evil mummy Sett-Ra."
It also came with a single from his rap CD, Shaq-Fu: Da Return, which I think sums up another reason I loathe this game.

4 comments:

Dax said...

I still say he's the Blaster to your Master, man.

Vic Sage said...

Arrrrgh!

Parson Roscoe said...

I Shaq perform his "music" once...............................................................................................................................................................yeah.

Vic Sage said...

Wait a minute...you saw Shaq perform once?